the future is meow
On New Year’s Day in 2015 I somehow managed to start a new: bottle of lotion tube of lip...
Read MoreOn New Year’s Day in 2015 I somehow managed to start a new: bottle of lotion tube of lip...
Read MoreI have been dicking around for what feels like forever with an almost empty shampoo bottle. Every...
Read MoreI’ve been dreaming a lot about shopping malls lately. Almost every night, for several nights...
Read MoreWhat did you do on your full moon Friday the 13th? The beau was traveling for work and I...
Read MoreIt’s been more than two years since I last wrote about babies, so I thought I’d cruise back around the topic slowly while leaning out the window and making lewd gestures. I should just end this post...
Read MoreA fun thing I do all day long is defend whatever I’m doing to the detractors in my head. I thought maybe if I blogged about the things my imaginary detractors are most vocal about of late that I would stop having to...
Read MoreOne of my favorite pastimes, outside of plotting what to eat next and furtively watching my...
Read MoreWe’re entering into that special time of year of reflection, and I don’t mean leaning...
Read MoreI don’t normally like to do this kind of thing in this space, but here is my unsolicited opinion on a current event. For the past couple of weeks I’ve seen a rapidly escalating string of articles about the...
Read MoreThings seen on my recent morning runs: Two bent old women, each holding the leash of a tiny,...
Read MoreI am 100% guilty as charged, but lately I’ve been mulling what’s driving the Youth of...
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