i’ll bet you can’t figure it out
I have a giant, hulking canister of herbal sweetener that sits on a shelf above the kitchen...
Read MoreI have a giant, hulking canister of herbal sweetener that sits on a shelf above the kitchen...
Read MoreHi, guys. Hey. What’s up? You, uh, you might have noticed I haven’t been writing much...
Read More“At that terrifying moment, Theresa realized that this wasn’t actually her cutie...
Read MoreToday was one of those days that could pass for a plotline in a Cathy comic strip. Witness the...
Read More“You want my limited-edition Pirates of the Caribbean bottle of tequila? You’ll have...
Read MoreWhenever I see a a “SPEED CHECKED BY RADAR” street sign — which is often — I assume they’re talking about Radar from the old T.V. series M*A*S*H.
Read MoreIt has become apparent to me that my feeble attempt at hilarity in the last post was too obscure....
Read MoreSo, guys. I try not to be a blogger who’s like, HEY WHAT’S UP NOT MUCH JUST THINGS YOU KNOW and then tosses in a few pictures and runs away. But that is exactly what is about to happen here. You have been forewarned....
Read More“Did she just say she wants a juicehead gorilla?” the beau asked, in reference to...
Read MoreThis is inspired by Angie, whose recent post about an Urban Outfitters email had me going...
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