ridiculousness | another damn life

Reread the last post you published. Because you clearly haven’t read it before. Cook eggs. Wash the dishes. Put on a cardigan. Inspect zit on neck. Fine. Zits. Check Twitter. Look out the window. Lean into mirror, tweeze...

odds

Posted by lyn | Sep 12, 2011 | true story | 7

The other night the beau and I were fast asleep when we heard a loud SHHHUNK. We both...

dog days are over

Posted by lyn | Sep 8, 2011 | musings | 14

I need to tell you something. I hate summer. Here is where you jerk your head backwards in...

winning

Posted by lyn | Sep 1, 2011 | jokes | 7

Listen, I hardly ever do this kind of thing, but I need to tell you about this dream I had this morning. So this fancy important lady tells me she wants me to write a cover article for People magazine, right? I mean, NO BIG...

outtakes

Posted by lyn | Aug 22, 2011 | jokes | 16

The other week, Beau came home after work with newly-shorn hair and a look of deep concern on his...

when form attacks! a desperate plea for function

Posted by lyn | Jul 12, 2011 | rant | 21

Dear Modern Hotel Bathroom Designers: First, I’d like to congratulate you on your influence....

they call me spooky

Posted by lyn | Apr 6, 2011 | true story | 10

Hand to God, my father — my rational, mathematically-minded, hard science-loving, fiscally conservative Republican father — swears he saw a UFO. He was 17, and on the tractor. He’d just made a turn when he looked up and...

your thank-you card is in the mail

Posted by lyn | Mar 10, 2011 | jokes | 5

” “Thanks, grandma. I love it.”

try it, you will like it

Posted by lyn | Mar 3, 2011 | jokes | 22

You guys! Kathleen1, formerly of A Wedding Runs Through It and currently of Mirthmobile — who seems to be having just as long and exhausting of a week has I have had, I might add — has posted about my newest, most...

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