pregnancy | another damn life

the b-word

Posted by lyn | Apr 22, 2014 | favorites, musings | 57

It’s been more than two years since I last wrote about babies, so I thought I’d cruise back around the topic slowly while leaning out the window and making lewd gestures. I should just end this post...

losing it

Posted by lyn | May 10, 2012 | rant | 39

Last week, just one day after Jessica Simpson finally had her baby, I came across an internet article about her “post-baby weight loss plan.” One. Day. Afterward. This shouldn’t be a surprise. I shouldn’t...

the fears

Posted by lyn | Jan 25, 2012 | musings | 47

Here’s another thing that scares me about having babies: you never know what you’re going to get. I’m not necessarily talking about “will it be fussy?” versus “will it be content?”...

babbiez

Posted by lyn | Sep 13, 2011 | favorites, musings | 51

HELLO! I have come to helplessly windmill my arms in your direction and whine about babies....

are you pondering what i’m pondering?

Posted by lyn | Jul 19, 2011 | musings | 19

I don’t want to have a baby. Oh lawds, no. I don’t. I won’t. I can’t. I shan’t. Absolutely no...

the only thing left for me to do is try on swimsuits and scream “ACK!”

Posted by lyn | Feb 21, 2011 | everyday life, jokes | 16

Today was one of those days that could pass for a plotline in a Cathy comic strip. Witness the...

just wait’ll you see my fair market value

Posted by lyn | Jan 20, 2011 | rant | 29

Once you are married, your uterus — which all your single life has been a privately held company — goes public. Suddenly everyone fancies themselves shareholders and has ideas to pitch on the future of the, uh,...

wait for it

Posted by lyn | Nov 11, 2010 | musings | 12

Lately, I have a real thing for hummus. I cannot get enough of it. I desire it with the heat of a trillion fiery suns. I want to fill a kiddie pool and marinate myself in a hummus bath. If I could inject it directly into my...

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