house rules
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of Home & Garden Television programming and I’ve taken note of a few themes: Every man must want a cave. Men need caves, for they are the only places they can be men....
Read MoreLately I’ve been watching a lot of Home & Garden Television programming and I’ve taken note of a few themes: Every man must want a cave. Men need caves, for they are the only places they can be men....
Read MoreThere are lots of problems with professional sports. The sheer volume of attention and money we...
Read MoreI have several highly unpopular opinions about consumerism that make consuming media with me...
Read MoreThis was the second entry in a series I tentatively titled What fuckery is this and then became...
Read MoreI guess Monday is the day that I get all the catalogs. Because I opened the post box on Monday afternoon and it was like, BOOM. Explosion of LOOK OMG THINGS YOU CAN BUY! I pulled them out, lugged them to the kitchen table, and...
Read MoreThis was the first entry in a series I titled What fuckery is this, then became kind of bored by...
Read MoreYou know, I may love, love, love to watch sports on television, but that love is tempered by my...
Read MoreI read this article by Julie Klausner last week, and I haven’t been able to get it out of my...
Read MoreHand to God, my father — my rational, mathematically-minded, hard science-loving, fiscally conservative Republican father — swears he saw a UFO. He was 17, and on the tractor. He’d just made a turn when he looked up and...
Read MoreHi. You look nice today. Is that a new shirt? It’s really working for you. Is, is uh… are you doing something different with your hair? Parting it on the other side, maybe? Yeah? I like your face. Good job with that....
Read MoreConfession: I don’t watch movies. In fact, I hate movies. Whenever anyone asks me if I want to watch a movie, my immediate response is to punch that person in the face. Maybe you think I’m exaggerating. The beau has...
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