Category: rant

losing it

Posted by | May 10, 2012 | | 39

Last week, just one day after Jessica Simpson finally had her baby, I came across an internet article about her “post-baby weight loss plan.” One. Day. Afterward. This shouldn’t be a surprise. I shouldn’t...

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antisocial tendencies, revisited

Posted by | Apr 18, 2012 | | 12

So, I’ve never republished a post of mine before, but special circumstances warrant it this time. Namely, a special kind of insanity brought on by: This last-minute planning for a bachelorette party in Las Vegas this...

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lived in

Posted by | Feb 9, 2012 | | 16

I hate foundation. I hate powder. I hate how every time I scratch my itchy face while wearing foundation and powder I end up with it caked under my nails. Little half-moons the color of my skin. I hate how I only ever put it on...

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general flailing; all caps usage

Posted by | Jan 11, 2012 | | 35

This cycle marks the first time in over six years that I am not taking oral birth control. This is not in preparation for babies, although that deadline does appear to be approaching rather rapidly. No, this is simply a case of...

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interest due

interest due

Posted by | Jan 5, 2012 | | 20

I gotta be honest, I dread reading blogs this time of year. Hell, I dread reading anything this...

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taking shots

Posted by | Dec 12, 2011 | | 15

I’d just put on LMFAO’s “Shots” and the beau was dancing in the most ludicrous manner possible: lots of hip-wiggling and butt-thrusting. He stuck his tongue out in concentration and pumped his arms...

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and so it goes

Posted by | Oct 29, 2011 | | 19

I’m going to be a bridesmaid next year, you guys. First time ever. Always a bride, never a bridesmaid, was my problem. Until now. I feel so proud and excited. I’m going to be in a wedding party! That’s a rite...

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soap operas

soap operas

Posted by | Oct 20, 2011 | | 20

My neighbors. Let me tell you about them. Firstly, I am happy to report that Horse Girl and her...

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