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fuck yeah, fist pump, high five

Posted by lyn | Jan 24, 2011 | jokes | 16

“Did she just say she wants a juicehead gorilla?” the beau asked, in reference to...

i was nice until it was time to not be nice

Posted by lyn | Jan 7, 2011 | jokes | 8

This is inspired by Angie, whose recent post about an Urban Outfitters email had me going...

this

Posted by lyn | Dec 18, 2010 | jokes | 5

Right here, this is everything I like about hockey. Also, this:...

letters. to my FACE.

Posted by lyn | Nov 15, 2010 | jokes | 12

I know this is hardly an original concept, but eh. Sometimes I have to quit trying to be all perfect and just write something, anything, and hit publish. Mmkay? Mmkay. ********* Dear husband, Really? Is it really necessary to...

list #537

Posted by lyn | Jul 15, 2010 | jokes | 1

Items I have recently put through the washer and dryer: One dollar bill Approximately 15,000 kleenexes A large unidentified insect** A Coors beer bottle cap*** * My best guess is that it clambered into the laundry basket only...

things i have learned, #452

Posted by lyn | Apr 22, 2010 | jokes | 2

452) Never, ever, under no uncertain terms, look at your skin in a magnified mirror.

Category: jokes

fuck yeah, fist pump, high five

i was nice until it was time to not be nice

this

letters. to my FACE.

list #537

things i have learned, #452