we accept you one of us
I worked. I slaved. I sweated. I bled. I dreamt. I researched. I researched. I researched. And...
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Category: jokes
in portland you can put a bird on something and just call it art
Hi. You look nice today. Is that a new shirt? It’s really working for you. Is, is uh… are you doing something different with your hair? Parting it on the other side, maybe? Yeah? I like your face. Good job with that....
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your thank-you card is in the mail
” “Thanks, grandma. I love it.”
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You guys! Kathleen1, formerly of A Wedding Runs Through It and currently of Mirthmobile — who seems to be having just as long and exhausting of a week has I have had, I might add — has posted about my newest, most...
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i’m not sure i want to know
“At that terrifying moment, Theresa realized that this wasn’t actually her cutie...
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the only thing left for me to do is try on swimsuits and scream “ACK!”
Today was one of those days that could pass for a plotline in a Cathy comic strip. Witness the...
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i didn’t even know they sold those
“You want my limited-edition Pirates of the Caribbean bottle of tequila? You’ll have...
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Whenever I see a a “SPEED CHECKED BY RADAR” street sign — which is often — I assume they’re talking about Radar from the old T.V. series M*A*S*H.
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uh-oh, v2.0: the anatomy of a joke
It has become apparent to me that my feeble attempt at hilarity in the last post was too obscure....
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