oh, grow up
Last night we were watching the Redskins-Cowboys game when the Redskins quarterback made an unimpressive throw to a receiver. “That was a horrible pass,” the beau muttered to himself. “You’re a horrible...
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too long for twitter
Y’all are pretty much aware that I don’t usually publish posts unless they meet a minimum of 237,013 paragraphs. Accordingly, I save my briefer thoughts for expression via Twitter. Trouble is, thoughts aren’t...
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the long goodbye
I’m about to get a new phone, you guys. A smart phone. I’m so close I can taste it. And it...
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what is the what
I feel I owe you an explanation for my almost-sorta-three-weeks of blog silence. So, here it is:...
Read Moreuntil we meet again
Hey! Guess what! I’m going to Michigan this week! Right now, even, as this post goes up. Oh, how I wish I had a smartphone. If I did, I could use it to tweet things like, “Am sitting at airport bar.”...
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tomorrow comes today
Sigh. Every day is an exercise in futility. Oh, what? I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you...
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doin’ it rong
Hi, guys. Hey. What’s up? You, uh, you might have noticed I haven’t been writing much...
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the only thing left for me to do is try on swimsuits and scream “ACK!”
Today was one of those days that could pass for a plotline in a Cathy comic strip. Witness the...
Read Moretaking the leap
Three things. Well, two things, and a story. First. Thank you so much for all your thoughts and insight on my job situation. You guys will probably not be disappointed to find out that my final decision was to go with...
Read Morei need you to do my thinking for me
I usually try to keep my posts from sounding like frantic stream-of-consciousness entries in a personal diary, but uh… I’m kind of at a career crossroads and I need to put this out to the universe and see what I get...
Read Morei don’t think there are enough apologies for this post, not to mention the fact that i actually published it
So, guys. I try not to be a blogger who’s like, HEY WHAT’S UP NOT MUCH JUST THINGS YOU KNOW and then tosses in a few pictures and runs away. But that is exactly what is about to happen here. You have been forewarned....
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