get ur freakout on
It started with door trim or toilet paper. I don’t quite remember which. My first instinct is that it would have been the trim, because I recall feeling sour about how abjectly terrible it looked under the glare of...
Read MoreYear: 2014
risk and reward, a qualitative study
It’s time for the one-year anniversary edition of Complaining About Homeownership, which is...
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colorado nice
A few weeks ago our neighbor rapped on our screen door. “Can I mow the front part of your...
Read Morea brief history of secondary pets
Whenever a security question asks for the name of my first pet I always always put my first dog. This makes sense because dogs are forces. They have distinct personalities. They look you in the eyes and they shed on your couch...
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5 ways to give your kids the same childhood you had
There is, quite frankly, nothing like the way we were raised. Now those were the days! Back then...
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like the moon
What did you do on your full moon Friday the 13th? The beau was traveling for work and I...
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south and west
When I was 23 I took a weeklong trip through the American Southwest with my mother’s ex-best...
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dirty dancing
I don’t want to inspire jealousy in anyone or anything, but I finally found the trick to...
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the hard sell
I am certainly not complaining about the warmer weather but one drawback to having the front door...
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missed connections
My Dream Documents – W4Paper You were no-nonsense from the start, the both of you....
Read Morethe b-word
It’s been more than two years since I last wrote about babies, so I thought I’d cruise back around the topic slowly while leaning out the window and making lewd gestures. I should just end this post...
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