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I feel I owe you an explanation for my almost-sorta-three-weeks of blog silence. So, here it is:...
Read MoreI feel I owe you an explanation for my almost-sorta-three-weeks of blog silence. So, here it is:...
Read MoreWhen I booked my tickets to Detroit, the email confirmation read “Republic Airlines on behalf of United.” This made me frown slightly, for Republic is not among the airlines at my tiny Santa Barbara regional airport, nevermind...
Read MoreHey! Guess what! I’m going to Michigan this week! Right now, even, as this post goes up. Oh, how I wish I had a smartphone. If I did, I could use it to tweet things like, “Am sitting at airport bar.”...
Read MoreThere are those times when maybe, you’ve gone to a bar. Listen. Listen for a minute. This is just a hypothetical situation. Maybe a friend has left her old job for a new one. You know? So she calls a meeting of the minds....
Read MoreOh, am I ever in a foul mood. I feel fouler than a duffle bag full of post-game rugby jerseys....
Read MoreHand to God, my father — my rational, mathematically-minded, hard science-loving, fiscally conservative Republican father — swears he saw a UFO. He was 17, and on the tractor. He’d just made a turn when he looked up and...
Read MoreSo I know that last week I was talking about making a Cure playlist, which I never did get around to. Then again, last week was also chilly and rainy. Right now, not so much. Yesterday afternoon, in fact, it got so hot (87° F)...
Read MoreSigh. Every day is an exercise in futility. Oh, what? I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you...
Read MoreI had a function to attend this past weekend and no suitable clothing for it. So on Friday I was forced to leave the house in search of something to wear. I was cutting through the open-air mall when I saw a new ATM installed...
Read MoreHi. You look nice today. Is that a new shirt? It’s really working for you. Is, is uh… are you doing something different with your hair? Parting it on the other side, maybe? Yeah? I like your face. Good job with that....
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