- Reread the last post you published. Because you clearly haven’t read it before.
- Cook eggs.
- Wash the dishes.
- Put on a cardigan.
- Inspect zit on neck.
- Fine. Zits.
- Check Twitter.
- Look out the window.
- Lean into mirror, tweeze eyebrows.
- Put on a different cardigan. Because that one was totally cramping your style.
- Check the mail.
- Make an animated gif:
I took this series of photos of the contrail-strewn sky as we left our last winery on our last day of the long holiday weekend.
I’ll be honest with you, I was a little… happy.
Happy about life! It’s so fun! Everything is meaningful! LOOK AT THE SKY OMG IT’S FULL OF MEANING!! AND FEEEEELINGS!! I feel happy!!
Yes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go change my cardigan.
Oh, and do this project thing. That. Right.
I am going to post this comment to give you another excuse to reread your latest post. I know, I know. I’m not helping.
Procrasturbation. Where would we be without it?
Nowhere, my friend. Nowhere!
#13- TALK TO YOUR FRIEND LIZ ON TWITTER.
i do the SAME things. FREAL.
Would it be creepy if I told you that I’m starting to think we are the SAME PERSON? The zits and the tweezing are dead giveaways.