Month: November 2011

things to do when you’re on deadline

Reread the last post you published. Because you clearly haven’t read it before. Cook eggs. Wash the dishes. Put on a cardigan. Inspect zit on neck. Fine. Zits. Check Twitter. Look out the window. Lean into mirror, tweeze...

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shamelessness

You know what sucks? Waking up in the middle of the night from a dream in which Santa Claus is making you cry. MOVING ON, THEN. As usual I’m a mite gut-wrenched about this post because it is just so casual and personal,...

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