list #537
Items I have recently put through the washer and dryer: One dollar bill Approximately 15,000 kleenexes A large unidentified insect** A Coors beer bottle cap*** * My best guess is that it clambered into the laundry basket only...
Read MoreShortly after they were married, my parents went over to my grandparents’ house one Friday night for dinner. My mom and her mother set plates of food down on the table for the men, then busied themselves straightening up...
Read MoreWhen I was 20, I was living in a white duplex with 2 other students. One day, I wrote “You ain’t gotta be in jail to be doin’ time”1 on the whiteboard in the kitchen — the whiteboard where we usually...
Read More452) Never, ever, under no uncertain terms, look at your skin in a magnified mirror.
Read MoreWe have a big ‘ol TV. Big ‘ol. TV. It is HD. It is flat panel. Did I mention it was big?1 We inherited this thing via Beau’s parents, who somehow did not have a need for it anymore. And we have been pleased....
Read MoreTrue story. This morning, at work, I decided my desk could use some reorganization. I picked up a stack of papers from one side of the cubicle and set them on the other side, then decided I didn’t want them there after all...
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